Brexiter MP Michael Fabricant wants the UK to ‘leave’ Eurovision after Brexit.
He wants to stop us enjoying the glorious spectacle, the outrageous outfits, the ‘special’ effects.
He wants to stop us shouting at the telly, stop us singing along to songs we don’t understand and deprive us of the opportunity to win nul points.
He wants to sever our connection to a glorious community of fabulousness.
So if you love Eurovision and hate Brexit sign the People’s Vote petition for a final say on any Brexit deal - and keep Michael Fabricant’s hands off our Eurovision Song Contest. Forever.